Best of Twitter: Friday, March 13th

It was another successful and highly-disturbing #followfriday for everyone in the Twitterverse. Here's our "Best Of" for today (taken from our followers). Yeah yeah yeah, everyone and their mother is talking about SXSW so we completely avoided the topic and instead, focused on the other two big themes of the day: food and booze...

--Who the hell wants crusty hard rolls?

--why did u post a pic of a girl laying on another girls ass?

--so Harris Teeter has $4 buckets of fried chicken on Friday's

--Dear God, It's me, Megan. Please let the weather be nice on Sunday so I can go see the tulips in Dallas. Amen.

--I think I might faint. My kid is eating spinach.

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Can someone please teach my boss proper grammar?

--I made a sandwich. I’m going to go eat the sandwich.

--If ur saying tweeting drunk is better, I agree.

--I'm finally starting to come to terms with the fact that my left leg is considerably longer than my right one. It's not easy...

--I want some cake.

--Am I following myself? (existential question)