We know this isn't newsworthy, but we're going to try to make it the "Big Story" of the night anyway. Black Tie & Boots has run smoothly, except for one thing: the coat check line has been an insurmountable abyss. The line has--at some points--stretched beyond the Red Sea. Given these circumstances, the patrons have remained calm, and in good spirits. We present to you the lucky bastards that were dead last in line. Let's just call them Ollie and Fran. Behold...
-Ben & Beans