Well, @MusicFog just passed the 400 Follower milestone today. Not really a big deal, but we thought we'd let you know that we've enjoyed reading your twisted Tweets more than you'll ever know! To celebrate, we decided to put together an unedited "Best Of" list for today...

--don't wait to buy Hayes Carll tickets!! They sell out fast now...he's big time like Jack now...

--really is wanting to have a pint of Guinness in front of me right now.

--I dropped a tv on my ring finger. now mine is on forever.

--The guy on the corner is doing pushups for cash. These are desparate times.

--Fresh Fish Fresh Fish Fresh Fish.... Fresh Fish Friday!

--For God so loved the world he gave us fried burritos.

--Members of Congress should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we can identify their corporate sponsors!

--I am SO not in the mood to deal with male PMS-like symptoms.

--Please let me get through this day in one piece so I can party like a rockstar tonight.

--what happened to "rad"? its far too good of word to be left in slang history

--@recklesskelly Excellent show in Abilene last night! Well worth my trip...

--i need on a t-shirt: "Help! Twitter Has Eaten My Life!"